Do i have a chance to become president?

Posted on January 1st, 2010 by admin in volunteers of america education center | 7 Comments »

I want to become president but how do i get there?

Help, i am an african american convict who originated from kenya.
I used to volunteer for a racist black church. i used to sing hallelujah and Ghetto Gospel in church. I eat fried chicken, cornbread, and koolaid regularly. I have a 40bottle right next to me right now and some weed in my 1988 broke down Buick right now with some 22inch rims but cant afford my smog check. My highest education level is 7th-8th grade but At the age of 13 and was sent to prison for 25 years for murder but only served 8 years. So how do i become president? I know i will get alot of votes from black people because i am black. So is it possible for me to become president or FBI? I am 22 years old now. Do i just go back to my middle school for more education before applying to become a president? Can i get the president’s job application at the welfare and housing center?
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PS. my 4 year old son told me before the election, "vote for obama daddy!" i was so proud he wanted me to vote for obama just because he’s black. Now we’re going to have the greatest president who’s going to mock america by going into the 09 presidency while using his full name Barrack Hussein Obama. I bet the terriosts in the middle east are having a grenade party right now.

bush won twice!
so any idiot can win!

7 Responses

  1. Dilligas Says:

    boring, its beeeen done.
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  2. jh Says:

    If you "originated" from Kenya, you do not qualify to be president of the US, by current constitutional requirements.
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  3. James C Says:

    I’m sorry you wasted ten minutes of your life laboring to write a question that isn’t funny, doesn’t further knowledge or discussion or conversation, and just makes you look like an a.ss.

    Have a nice night.
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  4. Matt L Says:

    Well I sure as hell wouldn’t vote for you.
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  5. John D Says:

    bush won twice!
    so any idiot can win!
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  6. Mee D Says:

    If you can raise $750 million then you have a great chance
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  7. bob Says:

    Apply for Harvard A55hole. When you get in they will explain to you that you can’t become president if you are not a natural born American and maybe even explain what that means. In the mean time get a life and stop wasting your time asking stupid questions.
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